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Tymki The Brave

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A Mouse, Tom Thumb, A Gazebo and Lightning by tymki, literature

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A Mouse, Tom Thumb, A Gazebo and Lightning

*A crash of lightning following by the sound of evil laughter* Mouse: Ahahahaaa!!1 When this plan is complete I shall rule the world with environmentally friendly volcanoes! All shall cower before my wrath and my mousiness (not to mention my remarkably self sustaining lifestyle that will work for generations thanks to my generous recycling) and worship me as their lord and leader! I shall rule from atop the world in this glorious gazebo of my own building! *The gazebo promptly collapses* Mouse: ... Curses! Foiled again! ???: Erm, excuse me? Mouse: What are you doing here? Can't you see that I've got a world to take over? ???: Yes, well

Broken by tymki, literature

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Broken

"Damn! It's broken again!" I peered over the top of my newspaper to see Simon bending over our age-old kettle, swearing furiously under his breath. "Stupid piece of junk! I don't understand it! It was fine yesterday!" I sighed. "And the day before that it broke again. Face it, Simon, it needs replacing." The look on his face said that I had wandered into a "forbidden territory". I went back to reading the paper, wondering why on earth it was so difficult for Simon to get new things once in a while. He carried on ranting about the stupid kettle. "We need to bring in an electrician to fix this thing." "Which will set you back several hundred

Hurricane Humpty Deli Film by tymki, literature

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Hurricane Humpty Deli Film

[The scene is set inside a lounge. Around the walls there are various posters of a certain film: "Humpty Dumpty – The Wall Strikes Back!" There is a TV and a saggy, rotten old green sofa, The place is extremely messy, with scattered pizza boxes here and there. Our main protagonist, who goes by the name of Brian, enters with a large DVD case.] Brian: Finally! My complete boxed edition set with director's cut has arrived! Time for me to watch Humpty Dumpty – The Wall Strikes Back for the 300th (and counting) time! [He sits down on the sofa and hunts around for the remote, which is found inside a half-eaten pizza. He dusts it off an

Spectator Entry: Daemon by tymki, literature

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Spectator Entry: Daemon

Daemon waved goodbye at Tymki and Harry the hat as he exited the cave. He walked along the beach under the clear, starry sky, stopping here and then to skim a pebble. He shrugged nonchalantly. They were quite nice people, once you got past Tymki's extreme randomness and psychotic tendencies and Harry the hat's annoying posh accent. But still, to think that he lost to them... He lost... He felt a wave of depression rise over him, and drag him under. He couldn't breathe, it hurt too much... You lost... You're worthless... How would everyone back home react if they knew you were beaten by a little girl and a hat? They'd mock you... You're

Daemon the racist Dragon by tymki, literature

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Daemon the racist Dragon

In the marmalade forest (forest), Between the make believe trees, In a cottage cheese cottage, Lives Daemon, (Daemon) Daemon (Daemon), Daemon the racist dragon - Part 6. And so, all of the villagers chased Daemon the racist dragon, into a very cold and very scary cave. It was so dark and so scary that Daemon began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into jelly beans! Just then, he felt a tiny hand on his tail, and he turned around and who should it be, but the badly burned English hat from the day before. "What are you doing? I thought I killed you!" Grumbled Daemon, quite racistly... "Well, good sir, you see I am-(Oh

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Spectator Entry: Daemon by tymki, literature

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Spectator Entry: Daemon

PG Round 1 Part 3 by tymki, literature

PG Round 1 Part 2 by tymki, literature

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PG Round 1 Part 2

Lurking in the dark waters offshore of the island lurked a creature watching... Waiting for his time to come... Tymki and Harry the hat were merrily skipping down the beach, stopping here and there to throw a pebble into the sea. The creature caught sight of his prey. Just a little while longer... "Hmm, I say... Where is our opponent, Tymki?" "Eh... Imma say he'll be sunbathing, most probably." Three... "I do not share your beliefs, Tymki. He ought to have heard what was going on by now." Two... Tymki fell over. "Tymki?! Pray, do tell, what is the matter?!" "I'm tired. I'm gonna snooze. Night night." One! "H-hey you! Yeah, you, ha

PG Round 1 Part 1 by tymki, literature

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PG Round 1 Part 1

"I'm wet." "Yes, dear Tymki, I know. I am too." "I'm cold too, and I've got sand in my shoes." "How unfortunate." "And in my hair." Harry the hat sighed in mild annoyance. "I feel sympathy for you, Tymki." "And I've got a wedgie. Hang on... Much better." Harry rolled his eyes. "Do you want me to make it so you can't get sand in inconvenient areas?" Tymki's eyes shone as she looked up at Harry in hopefulness. "Would you? It's really ticking me off." **A FEW SECONDS LATER** "Much better. Thankies muchness Harry the Hatty!

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Oct 9, 1992
United Kingdom
Deviant for 15 years
uk.youtube.com/user/tymki
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I am Tymki the Brave, Tymki teh awesome, and Tymki the downright random person.
I use the XD smiley too much

Current Residence: I am in ur base stealing ur pie
deviantWEAR sizing preference: awesome
Print preference: one which works
Favourite genre of music: any. But my main one is metal
Favourite photographer: me.
Favourite style of art: contemporary - you can draw whatever you want and it's still classified as ART
Operating System: computer and brain and eyes. And hands, to some extent.
MP3 player of choice: computer, cos itunes sucks
Shell of choice: mussel shells. They're prettyful.
Wallpaper of choice: One that stays on.
Skin of choice: mine.
Favourite cartoon character: OMG TOO MANY!!! GAAH!!! *brain explodes*
Personal Quote: I am tymki. Tymki the brave, Tymki teh awesome, and tymki the downright random person.

Favourite Visual Artist

Rueme and Exileddelusion

Favourite Movies

Spirited Away and Tangled

Favourite TV Shows

Friends, Doctor Who, Simpsons, blah, blah, blah

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Within Temptation seems to be my favourite at the moment

Favourite Books

The Tales of the Dark Forest Series and Harry Potter

Favourite Writers

I think at the moment it's Malorie Blackman

Favourite Games

Final Fantasy 9 and Dark Chronicle

Favourite Gaming Platform

ps2, I guess...

Tools of the Trade

Keyboard and mouse. Had a graphics tablet but I lost the pen. Occasionally pencil, but I don't draw as much as I write.

Other Interests

I like going on my laptop, reading, writing, drawing and just plain procrastinating

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tymki

Jun 6, 2014

How long can I hold my breath?

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Saw someone else do it and now I feel challenged to try my own... :) ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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tymki

Mar 24, 2014

Too copyright-infringementy to be on DeviantArt...

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Are what I call the music videos I used to make on YouTube. Some people didn't like them, but then they were stupid buttfaces. Just letting you know that I've made another one after 3 and a half years. Also, I just realised that the Spice Girls first appeared EIGHTEEN years ago. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat...?

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tymki

Mar 23, 2014

This is a website that I used to visit.

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And I used to visit it daily, but then something happened. I was... erm... kidnapped by chipmunks. That's totally the reason for me being away for longer than 20 weeks. Not laziness. Not at all. So out of interest, comment if you actually realised I was away for a long time. I want to know! :)